How did you get your girlfriend?

I have no girlfriend and I'm almost 18. I want to know how you got yours so I may.....blantantly rip off your style to get a girl of my own easy while you got yours the hard way. (⌒-⌒; ) I had girlfriends but the 3 disingenuous harpies I had were all conniving, manipulative, heartless users. Good enough users to drive Light Cycles in the Grid! All my friends have their highschool sweethearts, already. I'm jealous and sick of it. I feel like a loser... Getting on the internet asking for girl help doesn't make matters better...does it? I don't care but please, be honest about your methods. And I don't want any of that "too young" crap. It's not true.